I love mermaids. I should, I am one. You may also be a mermaid. Take the test:
Mermaid Identification Test
- Do you “crave” being submerged in water?
- Do you fall asleep imagining you are floating in a bottomless ocean or counting jellyfish instead of sheep?
- Do find it necessary to run off to the beach for the feel of sand in your toes and saltwater in your hair?
- Are trips to the beach needed to keep random acts of violence at bay?
- Does the smell of coconuts remind you of long summer days swimming?
- Is your first trip to the beach in February?
- Is the sound of crashing waves music to your soul?
- Does your dream house include access to a large body of water?
- Are your pockets full of treasure you found in the surf and sand?
- Does leaving the beach feel like leaving home?
If you answered yes to 6 or more of these questions, you might be a mermaid. I answered yes to all 10 🙂
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